Monday, July 11, 2011

Kandy Kismet.

kis-met-
(noun)
fate, destiny.
There I was, standing in the Smith's checkout line on a Friday afternoon, purchasing groceries for myself so that I could eat something other than tortilla chips. As I placed my items on the belt, carefully shrouding my carton of ice cream and cans of soda with my deli turkey, whole wheat bread and toothpaste (don't want people judgin', am I right?), I heard the woman ahead of me in line give a happy little shriek.

"Oh my gosh, your name is Candy?!" said the shrieker as she noticed the cashier's badge.

"Yes it is!" said Candy, the cashier.

"My name is Candy too! With a K!" said Kandy.

The universe came to a standstill. This was nothing short of FATE.

"Oh wow, how cool! I don't meet many Candy's!" said Candy.

"Me neither!" said Kandy.

"Is it short for Candace?" asked Candy the Cashier.

"Nope, just Kandy!" said Kandy the Kustomer.

"Me too!" said Candy.

"What a great name!" said Kandy enthusiastically.

Do you ever have an urge to share a personal connection in a conversation that you're not even involved in? Because it was at this point that I really, REALLY wanted to say:

"HEY! My dog's name is Candy too!!!!!!!!"

One of Candy's finest moments: dressed as a hotdog for Halloween.
No, she doesn't really have demon eyes.




Somehow I knew it wouldn't be appreciated. I'm glad I didn't ruin the moment, because believe me when I say, it was pure destiny. I'm glad I was there to witness the excitement.

I mean, if I had a dog's name, I'd be excited to find someone else to share it with too.... ;)

10 comments:

Jess said...

on the floor. laughing. I have to show this to mom (and candy) RIGHT NOW! Love you!

Cara said...

Bahahahaha!

Too funny. I would have totally shared. Seriously.

Amy Hunsaker said...

Hahahah! This made my day.
By the way-- I've never met another Amy who wasn't witty, intelligent, and charming. It is the BEST NAME EVER.
Just sayin'.

Lita said...

HAHA wow, this just totally made-up for my lame day!

Stephanie Iris said...

"Kandy the Kustomer" - That made me LOL.

Sara said...

hahahahaha Oh geez. Yeah I also laughed at "Kandy the Kustomer." Priceless!

Anne Olson said...

bahahahaha. oh amy. this is quite possibly one of my favorite of your blog posts. you are so funny! also, you taught me a new word- kismet. I definitely looked that one up! you are so clever!

PS said...

I could not help but laugh at that photo of your dog - a devil hotdog haha! And yes - the best line: "Kandy the Kustomer".
I love that these things happen to you!

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Arielle said...

That is a hilarious dog halloween outfit!! :-)
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