Well tonight, I've just reached another monumental step on the staircase of becoming a woman.
I got my first glue gun y'all! Of my very own!
Ok I'm a loser. But seriously, I am excited. I bought it at Michaels tonight for three dollars and I'm going to take it to college with me. Think of all the potential this baby HOLDS!!!!
None of you are ever going to read this blog again. I can tell. You are tired of glue gun posts. Ok. This was the LAST ONE.
But if you are looking for humor, check out the label that came on the glue gun:
If I wasn't too lazy to pull out a real camera you would read:
HOT! CAUTION! WILL BURN FLESH.
Now I'm not one to judge but....
Isn't there a more delicate way to put that? I mean "flesh" just sounds so gruesome. And do they have to make it seem so inevitable??? Couldn't they say "Maybe-might-PERHAPS burn your flesh if you're not careful"??
Is BURNING YOUR FLESH completely unavoidable when using this product!?!?
Maybe its just the 8 servings of Reeses Pieces talking, but those warning label people are getting INTENSE these days.
3 comments:
hee hee...also I like your labels
I always think the warnings that are way-too-completely obvious are the funny ones. Like a flippin' glue gun. I want to say to the company.....DUH, it's HOT! Thanks for the warning.... HA HA!
You make me laugh. Thanks! :)
..Just wanted to catch up on your blog, now I'm going to bed :)
Yes, burning your flesh in completely unavoidable. I have that same glue gun. I would know. :)
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