Monday, September 3, 2012

dang whacked out knee.

I went to physical therapy for four weeks, three times a week.  It was pretty fun and all, but the thing was.... the people there would TOUCH my KNEE.  Every time. (Duh, they had to touch my knee! That's why I was going.)

But that meant... dun dun dun... shaving was essential. like, before every single appt. ughhh.


First week of physical therapy:  I thoroughly shaved and moisturized my legs early in the morning before each appointment.

Second week of physical therapy: I sloppily shaved my legs 20 minutes before leaving.

Third week of physical therapy:  I shaved only the right leg, 10 minutes before leaving.

Fourth week of physical therapy: I shaved only the right knee, as my mom was downstairs backing the car out of the driveway.

Shaving is just really hard, ok? ok.

In other news, the reason that I used physical therapy in the past tense is... well.. because I am done with it for now... so I can have knee surgery!!! in two weeks.

Ahh. I've never had knee surgery before. I can't say I am too excited. In fact, I am terrified. Because I know it's probably going to hurt a lot.

And  the worst thing is... I'll probably have to shave my legs before my surgery.  ugghh. #vanity

1 comment:

B and M BAUCOM said...

This post is amazing.
When I broke my collarbone and went to physical therapy (like 3 times) i would only shave that one armpit. Partly because i couldn't shave my other one and because of laziness.
But shaving that one armpit was HARD... lifting up my arm was difficult.
GOOD LUCK WITH SURGERY! It won't be bad.. you won't feel a thing, and if it is anything like my collarbone surgery... your knee will feel MUCH better afterwards. And make sure your parents film your loopiness :).